My Corny 4th and Weekend!

By Lana Salmon

This weekend was super duper hekka boring!!! On the Fourth, my dad barbequed a bunch of chicken, and he bought bushels and bushels of crabs. Yes I was the eater of the crabs. To get descriptive, I remember I was still in my pajamas the whole day, Abercrombie sweats and Abercrombie beater. My mom was in her sweats and my sister was in her sweats. It wasn’t really a special day, so everybody was chill. My aunt and uncle came thru, and I remember that my aunt had on yellow, and my uncle was chill in some shorts and tee shirt.

We were in my backyard in West Philly, when it started to rain. We ran everything into the house before we got soaked. Then we decided to get Ben and Jerry’s. I think I got a waffle cone with cake batter and some chocolate brownie stuff. When we returned home I watched some movie name Waitress, and watched people around my way set off there own fireworks.

Saturday I went to my Grandma to the corniest mall out there, Springfield Mall. I accompanied her so she can buy something for her birthday the following day. I wandered off into the mall and came upon Hot Topic; I bought a $19 shirt because I thought it was really kewl looking. Then I found my grandmother in Macy’s buying a million and one shirts, and then we walked thru the mall. She bought me a dress from PacSun. It was sweet. Then she drove me back to prison; home.

The past Sunday was my grandmother’s birthday. I woke up at 2 and my parents were expecting me to get dressed to meet up with the rest of the family by 3:30. That is impossible by my means. Well I took a super quick shower and threw on that dress she bought me. Everybody complained that the dress wasn’t a dress so I had to put on some shorts. My mom, dad, sister and I gathered up into the car and drove to Outback Steakhouse. That is theeee worst restaurant out there. After the little family gathering I went home and texted the contacts, and watched TV.

To sum up the whole weekend, I will have to say it was a little busy for me to be on house detention, but at least I got out the house. But it was still boring.